Friday, July 29, 2005
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Rscheearch
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Joke
WIFE was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
"You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
"Use the salt. Use The Salt! USE THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied: "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
"You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
"Use the salt. Use The Salt! USE THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied: "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"
Monday, May 30, 2005
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Little Girl
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks" the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats' collar too, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks" the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats' collar too, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
World school photographs
I just wonder how they have collected the pictures of all students around the world?!
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
One of my best friends!
I did believe that my Lord has the power to create whatever creature he/she wants and takes his/her fancy, but I couldn't imagine the creation of somebody named "chris the burgh". I adore and admire his work entirely. How can I exist after him? Now, I just wanna dedicate one of his songs, "Forevermore", back to him.
I wake with the dawn, something is wrong,
then I hear you breathing softly by my side,
and I know that I was dreaming of a time that may come
when you would be no longer in my life.
I slip out of bed, I go downstairs,
still troubled by the power of the dream,
and I know that I don't say it quite as much as I should
the way I feel and what you mean to me.
You are my lover, you are my friend,
you are my life to the very end.
You bring me comfort, you keep me warm,
you give me hope, you make me strong,
you take me away to a distant shore
and it's with you that I want to stay forevermore.
You go out at night, you're looking so good,
people turning as you walk into the room,
when I stand beside you I can feel the pride in my heart
to know that you are here with me tonight.
You are my lover, you are my friend,
you are my life to the very end.
You bring me comfort, you keep me warm,
you give me hope, you make me strong,
you take me away to a distant shore
and it's with you that I'm going to stay forevermore.
Yes, it's with you that I'm going to stay forevermore.
Yes, it's with you that I'm going to stay forevermore.
You are my lover,
you are my friend,
forever more,
forever more.
I wake with the dawn, something is wrong,
then I hear you breathing softly by my side,
and I know that I was dreaming of a time that may come
when you would be no longer in my life.
I slip out of bed, I go downstairs,
still troubled by the power of the dream,
and I know that I don't say it quite as much as I should
the way I feel and what you mean to me.
You are my lover, you are my friend,
you are my life to the very end.
You bring me comfort, you keep me warm,
you give me hope, you make me strong,
you take me away to a distant shore
and it's with you that I want to stay forevermore.
You go out at night, you're looking so good,
people turning as you walk into the room,
when I stand beside you I can feel the pride in my heart
to know that you are here with me tonight.
You are my lover, you are my friend,
you are my life to the very end.
You bring me comfort, you keep me warm,
you give me hope, you make me strong,
you take me away to a distant shore
and it's with you that I'm going to stay forevermore.
Yes, it's with you that I'm going to stay forevermore.
Yes, it's with you that I'm going to stay forevermore.
You are my lover,
you are my friend,
forever more,
forever more.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Top 25: Fascinating people

Ronald Reagan was the most fascinating person of the last quarter-century, according to a Top 25 list compiled by CNN and editors at Time magazine. The world of politics is also home to many others who made the list.
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