Sunday, February 27, 2005

Saturday, February 26, 2005

The values

To realize the value of a sister, ask someone who doesn't have one.

To realize the value of ten years, ask a newly divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years, ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year, ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of one week, ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one-second, ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realize the value of one millisecond, ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend, lose one.



(special thanks to maryam who sent me this
beautiful piece of writing)

Friday, February 25, 2005

Teenage girl


A teenage girl and two young men in Iran have been sentenced to lashes for having sex.
The court dismissed the girl's claim that we was raped. It said she had sex of her own free will, the official Iran Daily newspaper reported.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Guinness World Records

On November 21, 1997, Hoo Sateow's lengthy locks were unraveled and officially measured at a hair-raising 5.15 m (16 ft 11 in) long.His are the longest locks in the world, but Hoo only beats his brother Yee by a whisker - Yee's tremendous tresses are 16-ft long.
Aided by local villagers, the siblings wash their hair once a month with detergent and water. Hoo cut short the title for Mata Jagdamba of Ujjain, India - her hair measured 4.23 m (13 ft 10.5 in).
Hoo began nurturing his magnificent mane in 1929, when he was 18 years old. Earlier the same year he'd cut his hair and fallen sick, so vowed never to chop off his locks ever again. The medicine man, who usually wears his hair weaved into a beehive under a hat, is no stranger to attention. Over 200 people a year trek through the mountains to be healed by Hoo's special powers and potions.

Monday, February 21, 2005

New York Defender [flash game]

How to destroy the Earth

Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

What's Love?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca - age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their
mouth." Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss." Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen,". Bobby - age 7

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." Nikka - age 6

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four-year-old child whose next-door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

Friday, February 18, 2005

Internet Tennis: The Game of Kings!

How do I repair Internet Explorer in Windows® XP?

The ability to Repair Internet Explorer does not exist in the version that ships with Windows XP. This feature only becomes available after you upgrade to a newer version. This is normal and has been this way since Windows 98 and IE4.
However, you can reinstall IE in Windows XP by...

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Serial burglar caught on webcam




A house burglar was caught after a webcam on the owner's computer recorded images of him carrying out the raid.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Sharemation

You can easily upload and host your pictures here.
It has a very handy control panel like this:

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Free top domain hosting
Bz.tc free domain name
(www.Your-Name.bz.tc)
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Free file manager, counter, guestbook..
Fast & Reliable Servers
Banner free options available
Free site: First week banner free!

The Gates @ Central Park

Monday, February 14, 2005

Can This Black Box See Into the Future?

Woman indicted for giving fatal sherry enema

Damn!

There is some problem with blogger. Over my last 10 attempts to log in my account, I was redirected to somebody else's account! I haven't seen such security anytime before!

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Friday, February 11, 2005

Google Fight

This site is a real fun! You enter two key words and it tells you which one returns more result in case you search them in google. You may want to compare the result of searching for 'man' and 'woman' or 'god' and 'satan' or whatever is of any interest to you.

Answers for Atheists and Agnostics

Are you atheist? what about agnostic? If so, here are some answers to your questions.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Heavy snow in Tehran

It's been snowing for four days here in Tehran as well as most of the cities around Iran. I don't remember any heavy snow like this before. I just want to say: Thank Lord, We don't deserve it! Just tell us, How we can compensate for it?

The way ahead for disability?


A blue circular road sign means a positive instruction. This one is a reminder of the importance of the emotional side of life for disabled people.

Fibonacci Numbers in Nature

Every human has two hands, each one of these has five fingers, each finger has three parts which are separated by two knuckles. All of these numbers fit into the sequence. However keep in mind, this could simply be coincidence.


Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Less Posts

Hi folks
I think I will reduce the frequency of my posts to once every 2 or 3 days due to some problems. Don't forget to visit my blog frequently, it's my honor!

God Bless
Maysam

Download the Internet here!

This is jsut a joke, don't believe it!

Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"

Monday, February 07, 2005

Police: 4-year-old drives mom's car to video store

SAND LAKE, Michigan (AP) -- A boy drove his mother's car to a video store in the middle of the night, police said -- and he's all of 4 years old.

World's smallest Pacman game

Sunday, February 06, 2005

How NERDY are You?

I am nerdier than 45% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!
I am nerdier than 45% of all people. Are you nerdier?

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Balloon!

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees westlongitude."

"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Friday, February 04, 2005

We

We go about our daily lives understanding almost nothing of the world. We give little thought to the machinery that generates the sunlight that makes life possible, to the gravity that glues us to an Earth that would otherwise send us spinning off into space, or to the atoms of which we are made and on whose stability we fundamentally depend. Except for children (who don't know enough not to ask the important questions), few of us spend much time wondering why nature is the way it is;
where the cosmos came from, or whether it was always here; if time will one day flow backward and effects precede causes; or whether there are ultimate limits to what humans can know."

Carl Sagan
From an introduction to "A Brief History of Time"
by Stephen Hawking

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Optical Illusions




BBC writer Ivan Noble dies at 37

Ivan Noble, the BBC News journalist who has been writing about his treatment for a brain tumour for the past two years, has died aged 37.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Acronyms and Abbreviations

YAHOO - Yet Another Heuristically Oriented Oracle
FIFA - Federation Internationale de Football Association
RAM - Random-Access Memory

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Never...


this picture represents love!

Never say I love you
If you really don't care

Never talk about feelings
If they really aren't there

Never hold my hand
If you are gonna break my heart

Never say you are going to
If you don't plan to start

Never look into my eyes
If all you do is lie

Never say hi
If you really mean goodbye

If you really mean forever
Then say you will try

Never say forever
Cuz forever makes me cry

The official site for the 2006 FIFA world cup Germany


Blair tries to save his virginity!


Tony Blair was left looking embarrassed when a charity worker planted a kiss on his "baby lips" as he visited Wythenshawe, near Manchester.