Two flash games

this one
that one

Lord!

Lord!
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Little Girl

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats' collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

World school photographs

I just wonder how they have collected the pictures of all students around the world?!

Store Wars!

This one is really hilarious!

Piano Man!

One of my best friends!

I did believe that my Lord has the power to create whatever creature he/she wants and takes his/her fancy, but I couldn't imagine the creation of somebody named "chris the burgh". I adore and admire his work entirely. How can I exist after him? Now, I just wanna dedicate one of his songs, "Forevermore", back to him.

I wake with the dawn, something is wrong,
then I hear you breathing softly by my side,
and I know that I was dreaming of a time that may come
when you would be no longer in my life.

I slip out of bed, I go downstairs,
still troubled by the power of the dream,
and I know that I don't say it quite as much as I should
the way I feel and what you mean to me.

You are my lover, you are my friend,
you are my life to the very end.
You bring me comfort, you keep me warm,
you give me hope, you make me strong,
you take me away to a distant shore
and it's with you that I want to stay forevermore.

You go out at night, you're looking so good,
people turning as you walk into the room,
when I stand beside you I can feel the pride in my heart
to know that you are here with me tonight.

You are my lover, you are my friend,
you are my life to the very end.
You bring me comfort, you keep me warm,
you give me hope, you make me strong,
you take me away to a distant shore
and it's with you that I'm going to stay forevermore.
Yes, it's with you that I'm going to stay forevermore.
Yes, it's with you that I'm going to stay forevermore.

You are my lover,
you are my friend,
forever more,
forever more.

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I was walking in the precincts of tehran's international book fair that somebody announced through megaphones:
"A child named --- is missing, If somebody find *it* please hand it to the lost *objects* section!"
I suppose the speacker was just in a hurry for bathroom or he was such stupid that he couldn't figure out the difference between a live being and an object!

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